Dear Loyal Readers,
I'm so sorry I've been lax in my writing, but I assure you, this is worth the wait. In fact, the Herald came through so well, I ran upstairs (leaving the children in the care of our trusted babysitter - Senora Television), and got on the computer.
Just a little warning, it is a rather lengthy article (bless their ever-loving slow news day hearts!), but it's worth it. And no matter where this story ends up, just remember - you heard it here first.
Just to give you a taste of what's to come:
Today's Headline: "Emu to Rockhill - Catch me if you can!"
"I was right about gettin' up to him, Had him by the neck feathers. Wrong about the lassoing though."
There is a second page, so be sure to click Next Page at the bottom. And of course, there's a photo gallery for our own amusement.
And here I thought the front page headline about quadruplet lambs would be the highlight of my month.
Happy Reading. I promise I'll write more later.